Algo today

Who on EARTH has told me that I should go ahead and study this??? It's the third time I begin something, and it's the third time I wonder about it, and on why the heck I chose it.

-Jonny says I shouldn't say swearing words, but sometimes I just can't-

I wish everything was just like in the movies. Bloody movies! Why are you so unreal?

U sheco

Antes que nada, vale aclarar que mi italiano no es para nada exacto, pero más o menos algo sale.
Anyways, it's Siciliano... suena algo asi como:

- "Pe, lu pa u murio!"
- "E lu sheco a cu u lasao?"
- "A la ma!"
- "E la ma che se lo chiange!"


My Nonna says this all the time. Es un dicho siciliano que, apparently, entre ellos, es gracioso.

Thank you.