Avenue Q - It sucks to be me

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BRIAN
When I was littleI thought I would be...
KATE MONSTER
What?
BRIAN
A big comedianon late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see I'm not
KATE MONSTER
Nope!
BRIAN
Oh Well,It sucks to be me.
KATE MONSTER
Nooo.
BRIAN
It sucks to be me.
KATE MONSTER
No!
BRIAN
It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three.It sucks to be me.
KATE MONSTER
Oh, you think your life sucks?
BRIAN
I think so.
KATE MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad! I'm kinda pretty And pretty damn smart.
BRIAN
You are.
KATE MONSTER
Thanks! I like romantic things Like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart So why don't I have A boyfriend? Fuck! It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
Me too.
KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me.
BRIAN
It sucks to be me.It sucks to be Brian...
KATE MONSTER
And Kate...
BRIAN
To not have a job!
KATE MONSTER
To not have a date!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.

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ROD
We live together.
NICKY
We're as close As people can get.
ROD
We've been the best of buddies...
NICKY
Ever since the Day we met.
ROD
So he knows lots Of ways to make me
Really upset. Oh, every day is An aggravation.
NICKY
Come on, that's an exaggeration!
ROD
You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet On my chair.
NICKY
Oh yeah? You do such anal
Things like ironing Your underwear.
ROD
You make that very Small apartment We share a hell.
NICKY
So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!
ROD
It sucks to be me!
NICKY
No, it sucks to be me!
KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here It doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you all so happy?
NICKY
Becuase our lives suck!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country For opportunities.
Tried to work in Korean deli But I am Japanese. But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees In social work! And now I a therapist! But I have no clients And I have an Unemployed fiance'! And we have lots Of bills to pay! It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!
It suck to be me!

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GARY COLEMAN
Yes I am! I'm Gary Coleman From TV's Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money That got stolen By my folks!
Now I'm broke and I'm the butt Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here - The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KATE MONSTER
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
BRIAN
I feel better now!
GARY COLEMAN
Try having people stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" It gets old.

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