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martes, 10 de marzo de 2009

NEWLY

My dream:
Eran las audiciones, y yo daba lo mejor de mi y tenia una buena audición. Llegó el día en que nos daban los papeles, y para mi sorpresa (y de muchos más) los papeles principales le pertenecían a los más jóvenes. Furiosa porque a mi me habia tocado un mínimo papel, enfrento al director por habermelo dado a mi. El papel era el de Mamá Pomelo. Un personaje inventado para la obra, y que su única función era hacer notar que nada le importaba, que todo era 'rock'. Y su única línea: "ROCK N ROLL, BABY!". Indignada, gritándole al Director, exidiendole que me diera otro personaje, que yo no quería ser mamá, y mucho menos Mamá Pomelo.
Y así fue cómo surgió el chiste de Mamá Pomelo, también conocida como Grapefruit Moma.




Hasta la próxima.
XOXO
Gossip Girl.

viernes, 3 de octubre de 2008

Teoría de los hombres con novia (stolen)



La teoría dice: "Todos los hombres con novia son más atractivos cuando están de novios que cuando no lo están. Y cuando cortan una relación, por unas semanas, les queda ese 'olorcito' a novio, y siguen siendo más atractivos que otros."
La teoría concluye en que "A las mujeres les gusta más un chico cuando está de novio."



Gracias Arturo y gracias Shaw. Ellos me enseñaron esta teoría.

martes, 23 de septiembre de 2008

Learning To Be Silent.

VI
Swallowing my words
Staring at the floor
Counting little cracks in the tile
Struggling to smile without choking
Learning to be silent
ETHEL
Watching how the dust
Dances out the door
Noticing my hands start to shake
Contemplating taking up smoking
Learning to be silent

VI & ETHEL
Always hearing
ETHEL
"Hush, Ethel!"
VI"Please, Vi!"
VI & ETHEL
"Let's not have this conversation"
ETHEL
And so I stand by
While my mind takes a small vacation
VI & ETHEL
La la la la la la la la

VI
Making little sounds
Other folks ignore
ETHEL
Quieting the beat of my heart
Never being part of the moment
VI & ETHEL
Learning to be silent
VI
Learning there are some topics that we don't even mention
ETHEL
And if they come up, then we try to be vague
VI
There are subjects from which we divert all attention
ETHEL
And some we avoid like the plague

VI & ETHEL
I'm
Becoming a mime
VI
Biting my tongue
ETHEL
Biding my time

VI
Trying not to scream
ETHEL
Managed it before
VI & ETHEL
Knowing if I'm going to survive
Then, dammit
ETHEL
I've got to practice
VI
Practice
VI & ETHEL
Learning hmm hmm hmm





I hope I can get to sing this song, at least! It feels so deep.

miércoles, 3 de septiembre de 2008

PAPABELLL (AKA: Build, de HouseMartins)

Clambering men in big bad boots
Dug up my den, dug up my roots
Treated us like plasticine town
They built us up and knocked us down

From meccano to legoland
Here they come with a brick in their hand
Men with heads filled up with sand

Its build
Its build a house where we can stay
Add a new bit everyday
Its build a road for us to cross
Build us lots and lots and lots and lots and lots

Whistling men in yellow vans
They can and drew us diagrams
Showed us how it all worked it out
And wrote it down in case of doubt

Slow, slow, quick, quick, quick
Its wall to wall and brick to brick
They work so fast it makes you sick

Its build
Its build a house where we can stay
Add a new bit everyday
Its build a road for us to cross
Build us lots and lots and lots and lots and lots

Its build

Down with sticks and up with bricks
In with boots and up with roots
Its in with suits and new recruits
Its build






Es mas copada la canción si no sabés la letra, creo yo.
jejeje papabellllll everydayayayayayayyyy papabellll laralalala bellll

lunes, 25 de agosto de 2008

Avenue Q - It sucks to be me

(...)

BRIAN
When I was littleI thought I would be...
KATE MONSTER
What?
BRIAN
A big comedianon late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see I'm not
KATE MONSTER
Nope!
BRIAN
Oh Well,It sucks to be me.
KATE MONSTER
Nooo.
BRIAN
It sucks to be me.
KATE MONSTER
No!
BRIAN
It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three.It sucks to be me.
KATE MONSTER
Oh, you think your life sucks?
BRIAN
I think so.
KATE MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad! I'm kinda pretty And pretty damn smart.
BRIAN
You are.
KATE MONSTER
Thanks! I like romantic things Like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart So why don't I have A boyfriend? Fuck! It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
Me too.
KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me.
BRIAN
It sucks to be me.It sucks to be Brian...
KATE MONSTER
And Kate...
BRIAN
To not have a job!
KATE MONSTER
To not have a date!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.

(...)

ROD
We live together.
NICKY
We're as close As people can get.
ROD
We've been the best of buddies...
NICKY
Ever since the Day we met.
ROD
So he knows lots Of ways to make me
Really upset. Oh, every day is An aggravation.
NICKY
Come on, that's an exaggeration!
ROD
You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet On my chair.
NICKY
Oh yeah? You do such anal
Things like ironing Your underwear.
ROD
You make that very Small apartment We share a hell.
NICKY
So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!
ROD
It sucks to be me!
NICKY
No, it sucks to be me!
KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me!
BRIAN
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here It doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you all so happy?
NICKY
Becuase our lives suck!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country For opportunities.
Tried to work in Korean deli But I am Japanese. But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees In social work! And now I a therapist! But I have no clients And I have an Unemployed fiance'! And we have lots Of bills to pay! It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!
It suck to be me!

(...)

GARY COLEMAN
Yes I am! I'm Gary Coleman From TV's Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money That got stolen By my folks!
Now I'm broke and I'm the butt Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here - The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KATE MONSTER
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
BRIAN
I feel better now!
GARY COLEMAN
Try having people stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" It gets old.

(...)

sábado, 2 de agosto de 2008

TE QUIERO CONMIGO

Te quiero conmigo.
Te quiero conmigo.
Te quiero conmigo para que me mimes.
Te quiero conmigo para que me abraces.
Te quiero conmigo para que me beses.
Te quiero conmigo para que salgamos a pasear, para que vayamos a la plaza.
Te quiero conmigo para ir de la mano juntos.
Te quiero conmigo para que me mires, para poder yo mirarte a vos.
Te quiero conmigo para que me digas cosas lindas, y yo decirtelas a vos.
Te quiero conmigo para que viajemos en tu auto.
Te quiero conmigo.
Te quiero conmigo para ir a comer juntos.
Te quiero conmigo para que hablemos, para que nos conozcamos.
Te quiero conmigo para que me quieras.
Te quiero conmigo, conmigo, te quiero conmigo.

domingo, 27 de julio de 2008

ALLEGRIA

Allegria
Come un lampo di vita
Allegria
Come un pazzo gridar
Allegria
Del delittuoso grido
Bella ruggente pena, seren
Come la rabbia di amar
Allegria
Come un assalto di gioia
Allegria
I see a spark of life shining
Allegria
I hear a young minstrel sing
Allegria
Beautiful roaring scream
Of joy and sorrow, so extreme
There is a love in me raging
Allegria
A joyous, magical feeling
Allegria
Come un lampo di vita
Allegria
Come un pazzo gridar
Allegria
Del delittuoso grido
Bella ruggente pena, seren
Come la rabbia di amar
Allegria
Come un assalto di gioia
Del delittuoso grido
Bella ruggente pena, seren
Come la rabbia di amar
Allegria
Come un assalto di gioia
Alegría
Como la luz de la vida
Alegría
Como un payaso que grita
Alegría
Del estupendo grito
De la tristeza loca Serena
Como la rabia de amar
Alegría
Como un asalto de felicidad
Del estupendo grito
De la tristeza loca Serena
Como la rabia de amar
Alegría
Como un asalto de felicidad
There is a love in me raging
Alegría
A joyous, magical feeling